Borrow My Pen Set

Are you tired of people stealing your pen? How 'bout a set of pens that I can almost promise no one will want to walk off with! Who would take a pen that says "Springfield Sexual Addiction Center", or "Shecky the Clown, Bar Mitzvahs, Wedding, Interventions", or even "Verdant Fields Nudist Camp: Get in Touch with your Outer Self". See what I mean? Set of 8 pens. A classic!